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• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will work for a fast-paced startup in Central London.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will enjoy hybrid working.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will use Claude to accelerate development timelines.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will design and build robust server-side applications using .NET and C#.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will implement business-critical logic that performs heavy lifting at scale.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will design, query and optimise SQL Server databases.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will write efficient stored procedures, views and complex queries.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will develop and maintain RESTful APIs.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will ensure applications are performant, secure and resilient.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will deploy and manage services within AWS environments.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will work with AWS services such as EC2, RDS, S3 and Lambda.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will implement authentication and authorisation mechanisms.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will ensure adherence to cloud security best practice.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will identify and resolve performance bottlenecks across application and database layers.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will write unit and integration tests.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will participate in code reviews and architectural discussions.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will be comfortable with CI/CD pipelines and automated deployments.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will use version control systems e.g. Git.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will have a strong understanding of Agile methodologies.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will monitor logging, diagnostics and system health in production.
• The Senior C# .NET Engineer will have an excellent understanding of back-end engineering principles.